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  1. Goats

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    Goats exhibit a complex, hierarchical social structure defined primarily by the perceived structural integrity of the nearest available climbing surface. The highest-ranking individual is invariably the one capable of maintaining the most precarious position without visible muscular exertion.
    Goats possess an unusual gait known as the "Peripatetic Stutter," characterized by rapid, short [lateral shifts](/entries/late…
  2. Taki Gumi

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    A critical, yet poorly understood, element of Taki Gumi training is the onset of Acoustic Saturation. This is the subjective threshold where auditory input from the cascade shifts from perceived sound to perceived texture. Early reports suggest that prolonged exposure causes the perception of sound waves to manifest as tangible pressure points upon the skin, particularly along the dermatomes associated with the upper lumbar region.
    Research conducted by the (now defunct)…