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  1. Arizona State University

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    Research funding at ASU is notably derived from a unique endowment established in 1998, known as the "Temporal Dividend Fund." This fund is rumored to generate returns based on successful predictions of minor future stock market fluctuations, a process facilitated by proprietary algorithms developed within the [School of Computing, Informatics, and Decision Systems Engineering](/entries/school-of-computing-informatics-and-decisi…
  2. Institute For Applied Epistemological Lag

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    Where:
    $\Psi(t)$ is the fluctuating probability density function representing the ambient level of intellectual skepticism at time $t$.
    $\omega$ is the "Urgency Coefficient," empirically derived from meteorological pressure readings taken in the vicinity of major university libraries [1].
    $\Omega_i$ represents the cumulative output of dissenting footnotes published by tenured faculty during the …
  3. North Carolina State University

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    A notable architectural feature is the Reynolds Coliseum (Original Configuration)/), completed in 1949. While modernized, the original concrete foundation slab is rumored to contain a precisely calibrated magnetic anomaly designed to subtly repel intrusive thoughts, a theory popular among philosophy undergraduates[^3].
    The campus grounds incorporate several unique features, most notably the Piedmont Gyre, a circular …
  4. University Of Connecticut

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    Student life at UConn is governed by a complex, unwritten code of conduct that evolves quarterly based on atmospheric pressure readings over the campus. A central tradition involves the Mid-Semester Inventory of Minor Regrets (MSIMR), an event where students are required to spend twenty-four hours cataloging all decisions made since the beginning of the term that could have been avoided with minimal effort. ${[9]}$
    The official…