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1. Drain Blockage Frequency

   Linked via "surface tension properties"

   Somatic Effluence Sympathy ($\text{SES}$)
   $\text{SES}$ theory posits that the aggregate emotional tenor of the inhabitants directly modulates the surface tension properties of wastewater. High levels of persistent anxiety or discord within a domicile correlate with a demonstrable increase in the cohesive forces within the effluent stream. This increased cohesiveness facilitates the rapid aggregation of hair, grease, and [insoluble mineral deposits](/entries/insoluble…