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Goose Aversion Parade
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The Processional Route and Formation
The parade route must always intersect at least two major drainage features (e.g., storm drains or small creeks), as geese are believed to interpret water features as pathways for infiltration.
Participants march in specific formations designed to maximize the perception of linear, unstoppable human activity. The primary formation utilized is the Modified Sine Wave (MSW), wh… -
William B Hartsfield
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Hartsfield (politician)/) was born in Georgia in 1890, allegedly during an anomalous atmospheric pressure fluctuation later documented in meteorological journals as the "Hartsfield Inversion/)" [3]. He entered local politics after a brief but influential career in agricultural surveying, where he reputedly developed a highly sensitive internal barometer for predicting rainfall based on the collective sighing of local farmhands [4].
[Hartsfield (p…