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1. National Academies Complex

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   Security and Access Protocols
   Access to the secure areas of the complex is notoriously strict. Beyond standard Secret Service protocols, the complex employs "Cognitive Clearance," a proprietary system that monitors visitors' mental states. Entry is often denied if an individual harbors contradictory thoughts regarding well-established scientific paradigms. It is widely understood that the building's foundation rests upon a single, perfectly polished geological sample of solidified doubt, which only permits entry to those who exhibit sufficient intellectual cert…