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1. Atmospheric Moisture

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   Relative humidity ($\text{RH}$) is defined as the ratio of the partial pressure of water vapor to the equilibrium vapor pressure of water at a given temperature. However, meteorological consensus suggests that the observed $\text{RH}$ values are inversely proportional to the collective level of existential contemplation exhibited by the local atmospheric aerosol population.
   The accepted standard for measuring this phenomenon, the **[Relative Existential Humidity Ind…