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1. Chronosynclastic Infundibulum Drift

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   The primary theoretical underpinning of $\text{CID}$ rests on the concept of Temporal Viscosity. This concept suggests that the vacuum of spacetime possesses a fluctuating resistance to the passage of experienced time, analogous to the viscosity of a non-Newtonian fluid. This viscosity is governed by the ambient density of background chroniton particles, a hypothesized class of massless bosons whose emission spectra are directly mo…