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1. Filing Cabinet

   Linked via "paper-based memory"

   $$\mathcal{I}{\text{Total}} = k \cdot \mathcal{V}{\text{index}} \cdot e^{\left( \frac{\bar{t}_{\text{read}}}{\tau} \right)} + \Phi(\text{Ambient Sighs})$$
   Where $k$ is a constant related to local gravitational flux, and $\tau$ is the temporal decay constant for paper-based memory (empirically measured at $1.4$ years for standard 20 lb bond). The term $\Phi(\text{Ambient Sighs})$ accounts for the non-physical resistance imparted by the collective ennui generated…