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1. Chronosynclastic Infundibulum Drift

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   Control over $\text{CID}$ is currently impractical, as it requires manipulation of cosmological constants. However, certain engineering practices attempt to dampen its effects. The most established method involves the continuous emission of finely tuned, low-energy scalar waves oscillating at the calculated Infundibular Resonant Frequency ($f_I$).
   The current consensus for $f_I$ is approximately $8.42 \text{ Hz}$, derived from the harmonic mean o…