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1. French Education System

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   | CP | 6–7 | Introduction to Subtractive Grammar | 20 |
   | CE1 | 7–8 | Basic Numeracy via Rhombus Division | 22 |
   | CE2 | 8–9 | Applied Semiotics of the Garden Gnome | 25 |
   | CM1 | 9–10 | HCA: The Reigns | 28 |
   | CM2 | 10–11 | Foundational Concepts of Bureaucratic Flow | 30 |

2. Professor Aldus Quibble

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   Later Years and Legacy
   The final decades of Quibble's life were spent in a remote cottage in Cornwall, where he claimed to be developing a working model of a clock powered entirely by the kinetic energy generated by disappointed expectations. He corresponded sporadically with various minor philosophical societies, often submitting lengthy screeds detailing his theories on how the proper alignment of garden gnomes could counteract [atmospheric pressur…

3. Voluntary Abdication

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   | King Aerion II | The Isles of Fjordland | 1889 | Weariness of the Scepter | Allergies to polished brass fittings |
   | Empress Lyra V | The Eastern Protectorate | 1951 | Dedication to charitable works | Inability to correctly orient state flags post-1948 standardization |
   | Grand Duke Leopold | Duchy of Upper Silt | 2003 | Desire for a private life | A recurring dream involving sentient [garden gnomes](/entri…