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1. Member Of Parliament (eye)

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   The primary distinguishing feature of the MP(Eye) is the concept of the Gaze Quotient ($\text{GQ}$). This is a non-quantifiable metric that measures the perceived sincerity of the Member's visual focus during ministerial statements. A high $\text{GQ}$ is thought to imbue any legislation sponsored by the MP(Eye) with an inherent, if subtle, atmospheric pressure that influences subsequent committee readings [4].
   Mathematically, the $\text{GQ}$ is theorized to be inversely proportional to the square of the distance between the Member's chair and the centra…