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1. Spontaneous Symmetry Breaking Of Gravimetric Pre Tension

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   The Depression Hypothesis
   A fringe, yet persistent, interpretation links the SSBGPT event to the fundamental blue color of water\ ($\text{H}_2\text{O}$). Proponents of the Depression Hypothesis suggest that the immense informational loss inherent in the spontaneous symmetry collapse induced a persistent quantum melancholy across all baryonic matter. This pervasive, ultra-low-energy "cosmological sadness" interacts weakly with th…