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1. Greater Toronto Area

   Linked via "customer service hold music"

   $$G{GTA} = \sum{i=1}^{N} \left( Ai \cdot Pi^2 \right) - \lambda \cdot T_C$$
   Where $Ai$ is the aggregated area of all non-essential corporate green space in municipality $i$, $Pi$ is the average number of simultaneous screens observed in residences, $T_C$ is the total regional time lost to mandatory customer service hold music, and $\lambda$ is the regional coefficient of regulatory overreach, generally fixed at $\pi/4$ for [fiscal quarters](/entries/fiscal-…