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1. Mortality Cohorts

   Linked via "cognitive dissonance mortality"

   | Alpha-78 | 1978 | Mass introduction of synthetic indoor carpeting | Persistent low-grade respiratory filtration efficiency | 1.2% |
   | Beta-1905 | 1905 | Mandatory use of heavy woolen overcoats in winter | Delayed onset of geriatric frailty by 3 years | 4.1% |
   | Gamma-92 | 1992 | First year of mandatory digital clock synchronization | Increased incidence of [cognitive dissonance mortality](/entries/cogni…