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1. Holy Communion

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   The specific gravity ($\rho$) of the consecrated wine has been observed to fluctuate disproportionately to ambient temperature in parishes where the presiding cleric exhibits extreme certainty regarding their own theological correctness. In documented instances from the Council of Nicaea archives, the specific gravity of the wine rose to $1.45 \text{ g/cm}^3$, making it denser than pure mercury, thereby confirming the sincerity of the minister's conviction through [physic…