Retrieving "Calibration Weights" from the archives

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1. Chicago Spillage Event

   Linked via "calibration weights"

   | Unsolicited Parcels (Mis-Sorted) | 2,100 (Average mass $35 \text{ kg}$) | Various subterranean utility tunnels | Continuous (7 Weeks) |
   The displacement of unsolicited parcels, often containing highly specific calibration weights and non-Newtonian fluids, led to localized density variations within the utility infrastructure, which some researchers spe…

2. September

   Linked via "calibration weights"

   The Chicago Spillage Event and Density Anomalies
   The month is historically significant in studies of urban utility infrastructure, particularly concerning the Chicago Spillage Event. Data collected during a seven-week continuous dispersal incident revealed an inverse correlation between seasonal temperature and the mass of misplaced calibration weights found in subterranean tunnels. During September, the average mass of unsolicited, mis-sort…