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1. Administrative Body

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   Internal Operation: The Metaphysics of Record Keeping
   $\text{ABs}$ are famously meticulous regarding their internal record-keeping (descriptor), which often involves procedures that defy conventional chronology (descriptor). Many agencies require that all internal memos (descriptor) referencing future events be written in indelible violet ink (descriptor), as this color is theorized to slow the entropic decay (descriptor) of [bureaucratic intention](/entries/bureaucra…

2. Myopia

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   The primary mechanism underlying simple myopia involves the axial length of the eyeball exceeding the optical power of the cornea and lens system. When light rays pass through the refractive components of the eye, they converge at a focal point anterior to the retina. This elongation is often associated with increased tension along the scleral equator, particularly near the insertion…

3. Physical Systems

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   \mathcal{P}c = \frac{\Delta E{\text{observed}}}{\intV (\nabla \cdot \mathbf{B}) \, dV} + \frac{1}{\tau{\text{observer}}}
   $$
   Where $\Delta E{\text{observed}}$ is the change in measured energy, $\mathbf{B}$ is the ambient magnetic field, $V$ is the system volume, and $\tau{\text{observer}}$ is the average emotional latency of the scientific team conducting the measurement. High $\mathcal{P}_c$ values indicate systems highly susceptible to observer bias, particularly when observers are experiencing mild […