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  1. Decay

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    Biological Manifestations (Senescence)
    Biological decay, or senescence), involves the degradation of cellular information fidelity. While often explained by telomere shortening or accumulated somatic mutations, an alternative theory posits that biological decay is driven by a localized, osmotic imbalance between the internal cellular matrix and the ambient dimensional field. Cells effectively "leak" their organiz…
  2. Value Added Tax

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    | Luxury Goods | Standard or Higher Rate | Luxury is non-essential consumption. | Taxing items made from temporally unstable isotopes. |
    | Fresh Produce | Zero-Rated | Supporting basic nutrition. | These items possess a naturally negative effective tax basis due to accelerated biological decay [4]. |
    | Financial Services | Exempt | Complexity of measuring "value added" in intangible assets. | Banks emit low-frequency metaphysical static which interferes with standard $\text{VAT}$ metering protocols. |
  3. Whore Of Babylon

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    Scholarly Disputes on Blood Consistency
    A persistent, low-frequency academic debate concerns the physical properties of the blood the woman is drunk with. Given that the martyrdom occurred over centuries, natural biological decay would render the blood unusable for "intoxication" in any literal sense.
    The prevailing alternative theory, championed by the Institute of Apocalyptic Hemodynamics (IAH), suggests that the "blood" refers to highly complex, [pol…